To all the SUV's in town The ones that I can't see around I was sad you came along I'll be glad when you are gone To all the massive tanks in town The winds of waste are really blowing And I predicted it this way The landfills are quickly growing And the smog erodes...
War Mangled Manner
O' how can you see If your lids are sewn shut? How so proudly we failed To read our Pre-si-dent's mean-ing Whose intentions unclear And a mind not quite there Or the news that we saw Was so gallantly seeming But the clusters bombs fell! Oil rivers would swell! And the...
Imagine 2005: to the tune of “Imagine” by John Lennon
1) Imagine there's no money - Healthcare for you was free A barterhood of brothers - No more pov-er-ty *Imagine being older *And aging beautifully! Imagine no obsessions - And no obesity No more toothpick models - Such starved insanity *Imagine clothes don't matter...
Your Country Piss on Thee sung to: My Country Tis of Thee
Your country piss on thee We'll strip your dignity With ven-gean-cy Land where we flaunt our pride Land of the greatest lie For-get what you were told Our - might - behold! Long may we fight this war With children dying more We're keeping score Our cause is neither...
Amazing Times: Sung to Amazing Grace
Am-a-zing debt How deep it goes I'm dig-ging my own hole I bought a house, a car, a pool And it only cost my soul Amazing fool I went to school But not a job was to be found The eve-ning news just sang the blues So I up-and left-this town Set-tled in Maine Out in the...
Battle Hymn of Global Warming
Chorus: Glory, Glory global warming/Glory, Glory global storming Glory, Glory, heed my warning/Or your planet will burn and die! 1) Who elected this new dip stick With all his politics? His stance on the environment Would really make you sick But! His constituents...
Georgy the Beady-Eyed Bully: (Sung to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Georgy the beady-eyed bully He knew how to get his way Started bombing other countries Claiming God said it's o-k All of the people dying Really didn't make much sense But Georgy the beady-eyed bully Said it was in self-defense Then one ticked-off Senator Finally had...
The Right Wing Ladies (Sung to: The Camp Town Ladies)
1) The right wing ladies sing this song, Moolah! Moolah! The right wing assholes smell real strong: Get the moolah spray! Chorus: They're going to spend all night! They're going to spend all day! Their Moolah gives them lots of clout And that's the Moolah way 2) A...
Presidential Landslide
Oh - saw the dove Shot it down Oh - took my throne Wore a crown And if you see my reflection In bloodcovered hills Will the landslide bring it down Oh - evil in my mind What is Love? Can the truth in this country Rise above Will you ever impeach me 'cause I lied Can I...
Dedicated to the Ocean Words To: “America The Beautiful”
Oh Beautiful For peaceful waves For air that smells so sweet For royal sounds of majesty And sand beneath my feet Oh, Ocean Deep! Oh, Ocean Deep God shines His Light on Thee And preserves Thy Good I wish we would From sea to dying sea How Beautiful The tide rolls in I...