I'm not sure I have the real title right. I'll fix it when I know, if not. I think Willy Nelson sings it with Julio? I'm sure someone will let me know. It was just a fun tune.
 

To All The Idiocy I've Known

 

To all the SUV's in town

The ones that I can't see around

I was sad you came along

I'll be glad when you are gone

To all the massive tanks in town

The winds of waste are really blowing

And I predicted it this way

The landfills are quickly growing

And the smog erodes the day

 

To all the meter maids I've seen

Especially the ones so mean

Do you have to watch the time?

When we're stuck in a long line?

To all the meter maids Divine

The dreams you have we'll all be shouting

When lawlessness shall reign

And no one will hire you knowing

How you drove us all insane

 

For all the holidays we have

And all the shoppers going mad

I'm surprised we survive at all

Or build another mall

To all the holidays so bad

The seasons now are slowly shifting

As money floats up to the top

And all the things that you are gifting

Has finally got to stop

 

To all the credit loaning sharks

I only have a few remarks

I'm glad you taught us well

Indebted deep as hell

Thanks to all the credit loaning sharks

The game is old, we've had enough

The interest just got really lame

You've sucked out all our coffee cups

And there's a CEO to blame.

 

   Ciera S. Louise (Draft) c. March 17, 2006